fat dogs

lol hadn’t heard of either of them but just saw andrew allen and he is we…we literally were the oldest ones besides the parents in the place but it was so fun. lol nerds. 

lol i hate guys who only think girls are hot when they straighten their hair and wear makeup all the time and wear giant push up bras and put FUCKING FOUNDATION ON THEIR LIPS. okay the last one is whatever but seriously. like those girls are pritts because they look at themselves for an hour in the mirror and get ready. obvy they are annoying fuckbags who just go to the beach to tan and refuse to get wet because their fucking mascara will run all over their face and they’ll look like 2 dollar whores. okay and yeah their boobs may look huge but they are just denying reality because the second they put on a normal bra they’ll look like a normal woman WHICH IS OKAY. IT IS OKAY TO NOT BE A C CUP PEOPLE!!!!!!!! if you’re a c, great. if you’re not, don’t embarrass yourself and wear a victoria’s secret bra with 4 inches of padding. and also the straightening of the hair. yeah it may look good for the first year you straighten it but what happens when you run your hand through your hair and it feels like pubes. you won’t be a hottay anymore. if you have curly hair i’m sure you look pretty. if you have straight hair it also looks pretty. but don’t make your hair crispy and fried trying to get hair you don’t have via hot irons. lol this rant is going nowhere but still stop being idiots ladies and guys stop buying into it. 

just got one of dem ipod shuffles and omg so perfs for running so excite